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In which movie did Ben Stiller say...

So you enjoy the films of Ben Stiller. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. [Cellphone rings] God?

  2. At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there's more to life than being really, really good looking.

  3. The original Greek word "model" means "misshapen ball of clay", and I try to think about that every time I go in front of the camera.

  4. [after the fire drill] Four minutes, forty-eight seconds. We're all dead. Burned to a crisp.

  5. Come to work with me tonight. You won't be disappointed.

  6. Do the Mayans look happy to you?

  7. But why male models?

  8. Shut your hole Zane!

  9. It's horrible. My parents read this magazine. Now they know my penis is called Mr. Peabody!

  10. [Upon seeing the model of the "Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too] What is this, a center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? The center has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

  11. [Reading a dictionary entry] 'Macaw: any long tailed, brightly-colored parrot.' A macaw is a parrot, I knew it!

  12. If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.