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In which movie did Ben Affleck say...

So you enjoy the films of Ben Affleck. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. Yeah, well I've had my finger up my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.

  2. All that matters is that after all these years, we found a loophole. He can't keep us out anymore. And once we're back in, I'm sure He'll just forgive and forget.

  3. The lesson must be taught. All are accountable... even God.

  4. [expressing displeasure with Juliet's performance] Suffering cats!

  5. If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.

  6. And you, Sir, are a Warwickshire shithouse.

  7. You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the First Commandment. More than that, not a one of you passes for a decent human being. Your continued existence is a mockery of morality.

  8. How can you even be sure what incurs the Lord's wrath these days? Times change. I remember when eating meat on a Friday was supposed to be a Hell-worthy trespass.

  9. It's dogmatic law. If the church says it's so, God must adhere. This thing has a papal sanction.

  10. I'm sorry my friend but you lost the faith

  11. This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... fuck her.

  12. [singing the stage directions] Gentlemen upstage; ladies downstage... Are you a lady Mr. Kent?