Yeah, well I've had my finger up my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
Bartleby in "Dogma"
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
All that matters is that after all these years, we found a loophole. He can't keep us out anymore. And once we're back in, I'm sure He'll just forgive and forget.
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"
Bartleby in "Dogma"
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
The lesson must be taught. All are accountable... even God.
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"
Bartleby in "Dogma"
[expressing displeasure with Juliet's performance] Suffering cats!
Bartleby in "Dogma"
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"
Bartleby in "Dogma"
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
And you, Sir, are a Warwickshire shithouse.
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
Bartleby in "Dogma"
You are responsible for raising an icon which draws worship from the Lord. You have broken the First Commandment. More than that, not a one of you passes for a decent human being. Your continued existence is a mockery of morality.
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"
Bartleby in "Dogma"
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
How can you even be sure what incurs the Lord's wrath these days? Times change. I remember when eating meat on a Friday was supposed to be a Hell-worthy trespass.
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"
Bartleby in "Dogma"
It's dogmatic law. If the church says it's so, God must adhere. This thing has a papal sanction.
Bartleby in "Dogma"
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
I'm sorry my friend but you lost the faith
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"
Bartleby in "Dogma"
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
This first lick I'd like to dedicate to your mother... fuck her.
Bartleby in "Dogma"
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
[singing the stage directions] Gentlemen upstage; ladies downstage... Are you a lady Mr. Kent?
Holden McNeil in "Chasing Amy"
Fred O'Bannion in "Dazed and Confused"
Bartleby in "Dogma"
Ned Alleyn in "Shakespeare in Love"