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In which movie did Alec Baldwin say...

So you enjoy the films of Alec Baldwin. Let's see how well you know them. Match the following lines with the movies in which they were spoken. Can you get them all right?

  1. [imitating the Admiral] "The average Rooskie, son, don't take a dump without a plan." Wait a minute. We don't have to figure out how to get the crew off the sub. He's already done that, he would have had to. All we gotta do is figure out what he's gonna do. So how's he gonna get the crew off the sub? They have to want to get off. How do you get a crew to want to get off a submarine? How do you get a crew to want to get off a nuclear sub...

  2. [Sarcastic-imitating Ramius] "Ryan, some things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah, like me. I don't react well to bullets.

  3. You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?

  4. I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.

  5. [Excitedly] Patriot Aaaact! Patriot Aaaact!

  6. I'm not an agent, I just write books for the CIA.

  7. We're not here to solve the case of the missing scumbag, we're here to nail Costello.

  8. [to himself] Next time, Jack, write a damn memo.

  9. Know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate.

  10. These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads, and to you they're gold but you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be like throwing them away. They're for closers.

  11. Microprocessors. Yes, those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a fuck. Cash!

  12. Coffee is for Closers!